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Monday, December 5, 2011

T-SHIRT LOGOS, NUMEROUS & HUMOROUS FRONTS...AND ONE FACTUAL AND TRUTHFUL BACKS



THIS TEXT GOES ON THE FRONT OF THE T-SHIRTS





  • IF YOU HAVE AN AUDIO “BIO-CHIP” IMPLANT IN YOUR NECK,

KEEP YOUR FUCKING MOUTH SHUT TO ME, OR,

I’LL PUT A SIZE 11-DD IMPLANT IN YOUR FUCKING ASS.


  • I HAVE “BPD”, BORDERLINE PERSONALITY DISORDER,

MY SHRINK, JASON BLANTZ, AND HIS CO-WORKER, JULIAN CLARK,

HAVE “CRI”, CRANIAL RECTAL INVERSION…

THEIR HEADS ARE STUCK IN THEIR ASSES.


  • MY NAME IS JACK SCHITT, AND I HAVE A FRIEND…

HIS NAME IS “BAD ATTITUDE“, AND HE IS NOT HERE TO SEE ME.

SO IF YOU WANT TO CHAT, PLEASE ASK, AND I WILL GLADLY

GIVE YOU A FREE CAN OF “SHUT THE FUCK UP”.


  • I HAVE NO NEED FOR YOUR BOVINE EXCREMENT…ASSHOLE.


  • IF WE TELL EACH OTHER WE FUCK LIKE RABBITS, DO YOU THINK

RABBITS TELL EACH OTHER THEY FUCK LIKE METH-HEADS?


  • IF METHAMPHETAMINE HELPS CHILDREN FOCUS,

WHY IN THE FUCK DOESN’T SOMEONE GIVE IT TO

OUR GOVERNMENT OFFICIALS…AND MY SHRINK,

JASON BLANTZ.


  • IF YOU ARE USING METHAMPHETAMINE

AND YOU ARE NOT BEING PIMPED OUT TO THE

ILLEGAL SEX TRADE IN SAN FRANCISCO,

YOU ARE NOT DOING “METH”

IT IS TOXIC MOLD, THAT CAUSES

SERIOUS HEALTH PROBLEMS AND MEMORY LOSS.





THIS TEXT GOES ON THE BACK OF THE T-SHIRTS




THIS T-SHIRT IS COURTESY OF MY $1,372.00 PER MONTH

SOCIAL SECURITY DISABILITY CHECK…

AND I THANK YOU ALL FOR MY SOCIAL DISORDER AND YOUR MONEY.

GOD BLESS AMERICA AND YOUR TAX DOLLARS.

 

 

NOW, THAT, WOULD BE ARROGANT AS FUCK.!!

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